SWEET METEOR OF _________

NOT FEELING THE LOVE

WHY IS THE METEOR NOT IN THE POLL?

GET A CAT. IT IS REALLY HARD TO HATE ON PEOPLE WHEN SOMETHING LOVELY AND CUDDLY IS PURRING IN YOUR LAP.

SURE AS ME AND TAXES, A LOVING FROM A WEE THING SURELY WILL STRAIGHTEN YOU OUT.

PEOPLE NOT LETTING GO OF DISAGREEMENTS WITH AN AGREEMENT TO DISAGREE ARE THE PRIMARY SOURCE OF MY FUCKING BUSY WORK. RISE ABOVE IT.

IF YOUR NEED TO WIN INVOLVES A 3RD PARTY, YOU LOSE. AND IF THAT 3RD PARTY CALL REQUIRES SOMEONE WHO IS A BONAFIDE REBEL BEING TOLD TO OBEY SOME RULE THAT FAVORS YOU . . . WELL SON, YOU'VE MADE A GRAVE VOCATIONAL ERROR

I AM LATE TO THE PARTY (HUH HUH) BUT AIN'T NOBODY EVER PREVAILED IN TELLING J WHAT TO DO. BAD FORM, BROTHER.

IT'S JUST A NOISY HALL WHERE THERE'S A NIGHTLY BRAWL

HOWEVER THIS SAUCE THAT CAME WITH MY SUSHI IS A FUCKING MYSTERY.

NOBODY ON COSO IS ON MY LIST, FOR WHAT THAT'S WORTH. STOP HOPING DEATH WILL SOLVE THE SQUABBLES.

DEATH BY A THOUSAND SEMI FUNNY PUNS.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

I WOULD LIKELY DO JUST AS WELL WITH A SALT LICK, BUT I LIKE TO MASTICATE.

MASTICATE.

I SAID MASTICATE, POTTYBRAIN. LOOK IT UP.

I HAVE DISCOVERED EDAMAME AND I AM IN LOVE.

WITH THE EDAMAME. DON'T BE SILLY.

THIS ONE IS FOR @th3j35t3r

NICE WORK, BROTHER

https://youtu.be/pAgnJDJN4VA

COSO IS DEAD, LONG LIVE COSO

HEAVEN IS NOT FOR ME, BUT THIS IS CLOSE

I LONG FOR CAT PICTURES. AND A CURRY. I COULD MURDER A CURRY.

FEELIN SIGILICIOUS

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