GET A CAT. IT IS REALLY HARD TO HATE ON PEOPLE WHEN SOMETHING LOVELY AND CUDDLY IS PURRING IN YOUR LAP.
SURE AS ME AND TAXES, A LOVING FROM A WEE THING SURELY WILL STRAIGHTEN YOU OUT.
Just get a cat, then get Full Body Electrolysis for it 😁
(ProTip: you do NOT want to be near the cat when this is occurring)
Or just get a Bengal ;)
@DEATH I'm allergic to cats, tho...