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Cat curry? Coming right up

@tyghebright I COULD DIE. LIKE, IF I COULD DIE, I WOULD HAVE DIED RIGHT THERE

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Cats have a benevolent relationship with the Soul Harvester. If they worshipped a god, it would be him. They are borne with the knowledge that he is not to be feared. He is kindness & purity, & always good for a scritch in just the right spot.
Cats can also see the recently departed, but not in body form, just as points of light. For millennia it was the greatest game, to try & catch the light. Then man created laser pointers.
#microfiction
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@code @DEATH who doesn't?

@USAPatriot @DEATH @code That's what I said, but you beat me to it!

@USAPatriot @DEATH Me. I can't stand the spice/food, and I quite like the actor. So... yeah. Sorry lol

@code @DEATH he wears eyeliner better than most girls. Vendalu(?) Curry is pretty effin good stuff (I dated a lovely Englishman from Hadfield who made me a lovely curry. My take? If chili and Sloppy Joes got married and had a three-way with Turmeric, curry would be their offspring.

@code @DEATH Tim Curry could do a commercial for cat litter and it would be amazing.