IN MY LINE OF WORK TO GO PRO YOU HAVE TO HAVE NEVER BEEN BORN, TOLERATE INFINITE FEAR AND LOATHING, KEEP ALL HOURS, AND MAINTAIN A CERTAIN SAVOIR FAIRE ABOUT THE INEFFABLE.

HERE AT COSO YOU CAN ACHIEVE THE SAME SUPER STATUS FOR $5 A MONTH.

NOW THAT'S A BARGAIN.

(BELIEVE ME, I'VE SEEN A LOT OF BARGAINING IN MY OCCUPATION)