Ann Telnaes, The Washington Post

#EditorialCartoons #SCOTUS

Starlink issued a long, official sounding statememt that denied everything except the actual allegation:

Russian troops are using Starlink inside Ukraine.

Whole statement, never addressed the report.

Elon is very worried about the poor farmers in South Africa being persecuted as a white minority by the racist blacks. Supposedly.

Horseshit. He's pissed off that SA requires 30% ownership by historically disadvantaged groups to get a telecom license and Starlink doesn't qualify.

It's about his money.

Here's one example "Since 1982, (some big number) of working farmland has been developed into housing for a growing population."

1982? Well, yeah. That's 40 years ago. We can grow denser crops on less land, techniques have improved...

Next question asks how important it is to be able to feed our population.

What the ever loving fuckery is this? I've had blatant push polls that were more subtle.

DoD sleeper agent in decades long Soros plot, seen here early in the psyop (2004 - yes, 20 years in the planning).

Wheeze!!! Elon is only a lawyer on the interwebz.

From the Bird, #Elon lies in court, then responds like the genius you want putting a chip in your brain when caught (last line, but read the setup). 🤣

I'm so delighted the #Tesla retail shareholders won.

Will Tang congratulate either the San Francisco Pelosis or the Kansas Swiftie Chiefs this year? Will he get the state right? Inquiring minds...

Georgia, you have more problems than Marge Trailer Queen. It's a real achievement to be suspended on Xitter if you are a RW nutjob. Usually those get monetized.

#Politics #CoSoPolitics

Wheeze! Reddit is my reality TV. 😂🤣😂

This would beat the Prince Superbowl. 😂

And I have decided this is my go to meme for the "Taylor Swift is a false idol, but Tang is the Second Coming." Bible banger crowd. (Might have to open)

I think Adams has now become a parody of himself, but this is a pretty good example of the Taylor Swift angst amongst the uterus deficient alpha dweebs.

I've spent so much time in the last few weeks explaining that Taylor, Gisele, and Simone have more international fame and money than the pigskin chuckers ever will. 🧐

#TaylorSwift

Doug nails it.

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Recall Alert for Hoarder Nerds:

Y'all recognize this, yes? It was THE surge protector cause it had a way to manage those stupid blocks.

It's a fire hazard and it was recalled ages ago. Fire inspector just found some in one of our buildings, now everyone is looking.

I had one in the "not dead yet" box in the closet, y'all. Have a new one on the way (modern model, of course). If you don't ask for the replacement, at least send any you have to electronics recycling.

https://www.apc.com/us/en/faqs/FA158846/

Focused on the big issues here in 2024. Easy to see why these go-getters have dragged a whole 27 bills over the line. /s

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Greg Abbott tells George Wallace to hold his beer after losing to a SCOTUS stacked in his favor.

Popcorn, anyone? 🍿

#Politics #CoSoPolitics #Abbott #Texas #SCOTUS

LOL! Wheeze! (Open it)

#Politics #CoSoPolitics #DeSantis

Cosmic Jr. picked up MAX over the holidays. Then he snapped and paid for commercial free.

I'm settling in to rewatch The Wire, but this is the moment I am REALLY waiting for, because HLOTS is some of the finest television of all time:

#CoSoTV

I normally don't bother with these, but this GOP led Congress has only passed 27 bills and is gearing up for ANOTHER Speaker fight.

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