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@Alfred can you write me song lyrics using at least the top 100 most used phonemes utilizing words from the top ten most spoken languages?

@Alfred How many different phonemes are there in the collection of known spoken human languages?

@cassandra17lina I mean, if he’s free I got a long list of other honey-dos that could come first…

@BreakingNews I’m sure there’s a joke in there somewhere.😅

My cat

My cat is a space explorer.
She walks through the house,
a place she has lived her whole life,
like it is outer space, and
she has not seen it before.
She trepidatiously puts her paws down,
like she is worried about lava.
She moves furtively, with a frown and
an attempt at courage.
She eyes me with disparagement, like I am an alien
sure to zap her with my ray gun.
She hides expertly, not to be found,
quietly not making a sound.
Yes, my cat is a space explorer.

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@awnaves I’m so sorry that sucks. We will leave some extra treats out for the squirrels today here. Don’t be too hard on yourself those buggers are, ahem, nuts.

@catlynne333 it’s the old “if you see someone stealing food at the grocery store: no you didn’t.”

People are going to be desperate. People don’t often steal food because it’s a thrill. It’s usually need based, and don’t blow up their spot.

So, if you see someone stealing food, no you didn’t.

@MrGoat

@corlin @catlynne333 agreed. Have you heard of the genetic scientists who felt the same? Named a discovery in the 80’s after him. the sonic hedgehog gene. No lie.

i am in such a state today, but i remembered i can google "cats on glass tables" and now everything is a tiny bit better. 😍

Good morning Coso ☕️
I'm still waiting for my coffee's verdict

Caffeine is not enough anymore

I need to chew on a power line⚡️

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