Dear Diary,

Today is the 3rd day of losing the desktop Microsoft apps. We've been told that more rations are on their way, but I fear they may not arrive in time for some of us. For now, we must sustain ourselves with with what little we find on the cloud.

Things are dire. God help us all.

When you reply to someone's personal traumatic experience with "Things that didn't happen for $2,000 Alex" all that tells me it's that you're an obnoxious f*ck and that I should block you

(Disclaimer: this is an <artist formerly known as twitter> vent. My CoSo fam is awesome and doesn't need blocking)

Good morning, CoSo! May someone look at you the way my cat looks at me when I'm eating cereal for breakfast #catsofcoso #cosocats

It just occurred to me that if you replace the X with T, it becomes Teets which is hilarious

Imagine how good your life would be if you had a 26 year old graphics designer assistant by your side? Now replace the T with X...

But seriously, what the Xell is going on over there?

I guess he's a lap cat now.

Unrelated, I want some of the tiramisu I bought yesterday for dessert, but I seem to be stuck. Please send help.

I keep my bird account active now just for the comedy.

I've been super busy and less online lately, so a little behind on all the dramas.

Trying to catch up on this whole bird site rebranding thing now, and I have to say, the memes coming out of this thing are top notch.

Lookit these dumbasses being almost friendly and civil with each other.

In unrelated news, I really need to start pricing out new carpets soon. #catsofcoso #cosocats

Just learned that Ask a Mortician (Caitlin Doughty) does documentary vids on historical events like the Donner Party, the real Moby Dick, and the sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald and I'm absolutely hooked

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiZM8Q-JIpGxSLseJFzG3FWccgqOpndQk

Some kind of stomach bug hit me last night and I'm still feeling like crap, so gonna wear my favorite glow in the dark t-shirt to bed. Hoping I can sleep off the rest of whatever this is by morning.

Goodnight to all my lovely CoSo friends. May your night be restful and free from fever dreams.

That last lighting bolt was awfully close... (hashtag florida weather)

#catsofcoso #cosocats

I'm either early or late for #Caturday but Happy Cat-Thursday, I guess

#catsofcoso #cosocats

In another edition of When it Rains It Pours, while I was repairing the wall that was damaged while getting the water heater replaced, my tile floor decided to randomly self-destruct.

Anyway, here's a picture of my 2 cats waiting for dinner (giant tile crack in background for reference) and my wall repair job before the kitchen table got shoved in front of it.

Just came back from my first walk in about 2 months. This is the first time in 2 months that it hasn't either been hellishly hot or lightning storming.

In other news, it's amazing how quickly one gets out of shape when one doesn't walk regularly

Happy #Caturday!

This is Missy's new favorite window spot which makes it a little challenging when I'm making dinner and need to throw something out. She argues with me when I try to pick her up. #catsofcoso

Checked my weather app to see what the temp outside is, and can anyone identify the drink this is supposed to represent?

Because I swear it looks like a teacup with oozing marshmallows and a lemon wedge...