BREAKING: In a stunning response to the growing "No sex/dating/marriage/children" movement, Republicans have vowed to outlaw the sale of batteries. https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/no-sex-no-dating-no-marriage-no-children-interest-grows-in-4b-movement-to-swear-off-men

MAGA deplorables are headed for a fall, and it ain't gonna be pretty.

If you expect the absolute worst from a Trump presidency, you will never, ever be disappointed.

Trump supporters gloat over his win, and what they think it will mean for women's rights.

NOTE: Fuentes was doxxed shortly after his message was posted. I'm usually against this practice, but if there's anyone more deserving of it, it's a misogynistic white nationalist Nazi.

Who is this young actor? Bonus points if you can also identify the movie.

FACT CHECK: True
(I know, I've tried)

When the Taliban is congratulating you, you're doing democracy wrong.
https://www.thelondoneconomic.com/news/taliban-congratulate-americans-for-not-handing-leadership-of-their-great-country-to-a-woman-385406/

NOTE: America's president-elect embraces all of these principles and behaviors.

Trump didn't need to make this announcement, but he did it (as he does so many things) out of sheer spite and sadistic pettiness.

Four more years of this childish, passive-aggressive bullshit from a narcissistic man-child more interested in television ratings than serving and protecting the people who elected him.

FACT: The United States imports billions of dollars of food from foreign countries every year. This imported food will cost Americans a lot more if Trump's across the board tariffs are implemented.

It may be time to punch a few more holes in your belt. https://www.visualcapitalist.com/cp/us-food-imports-by-country/

MAGA fever dreams...

By this time next year, I expect to see dozens, if not hundreds of anguished stories like this, every single day. It's going to be 4 years of pain and suffering for many Trump voters.

All I can say is, don't blame me, I voted for the prosecutor who actually cared if Americans lived or died.

When Trump was looking for a perimeter security solution for Mar-a-Lago, he wisely chose the only guard dogs that wouldn't attack him on sight.

RFK Jr. thinking that anyone needed to spend a red cent to make him look and sound crazy is priceless.

Trump wants to take us back to the 1890s, when America was "rich", according to him.

It turns out that the 1890s weren't all that great. Reckless imposition of tariffs was one of the reasons why.

If we ignore history's disasters, we are doomed to repeat them.

FACT CHECK: True