BREAKING: In a stunning response to the growing "No sex/dating/marriage/children" movement, Republicans have vowed to outlaw the sale of batteries. https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/no-sex-no-dating-no-marriage-no-children-interest-grows-in-4b-movement-to-swear-off-men
@AmericanPartisan Cool, that means no remotes which for most televisions means no TV.
@AmericanPartisan My adult toys are rechargeable.
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