fucking WHY? how does this work? how the fuck does putting a paper bag over his head magically make him billions of dollars richer?!
@danalan @dietotaku Even then he can’t sell it too fast. But Elon showed you don’t always win on a social media deal.
@sfleetucker @dietotaku
If the deal ends up profitable, he won't be able to touch (or collateralize) the shares for 6 months. Which puts the profits in his pocket right before the election.