@Sekhapada @killagator @AkomoCombine
Hey, look, at least that's not as bad as the "poop knife" story.
Google or search Reddit for it if you dare. No, I am NOT making that up.
@killagator @Sekhapada @AkomoCombine
Please don't make me dig up a link for it.
Instead, please do so yourself to post here lest there remains anyone mentally unscarred by the entire story 🤣🤣🤣
@netspionage @Sekhapada @killagator must .. resist.. search....🤣
@AkomoCombine @Sekhapada @killagator
No worries, if KillaGator proves too lazy, I'll see if I can't find a link for you tomorrow or something 😁
@AkomoCombine @Sekhapada @killagator
But yeah it's worth a read 🤢🤣
@netspionage @AkomoCombine @Sekhapada
wut?....I went to bed...geez 
😂
@netspionage @Sekhapada @killagator @AkomoCombine
Running to Google.
I know I'm gonna regret this. 😭
It's 6:26 in the morning, and I'm already making bad decisions, this is gonna be a good day. 😏 😎
@netspionage @Sekhapada @killagator @AkomoCombine
Ohhhh my fucking god. 🤣 🤣
I'm 1 paragraph in.... and tears are running down my legs. 😂
@Jene_Sais_Quoi @Sekhapada @killagator @AkomoCombine
Just keep reading 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@netspionage @Sekhapada @killagator @AkomoCombine
Ohhhh, I did... and, ohhhh my god. 🤣
@Jene_Sais_Quoi @Sekhapada @killagator @AkomoCombine
Now look for the original thread on Reddit & *read the followup comments*
Talk about PMSL funny...and sooooo Not Right 🤣
@netspionage @Sekhapada @killagator @AkomoCombine
It says the original was taken down. 🤦 😭
@netspionage @Sekhapada @killagator @AkomoCombine
That shit is TWISTED. 🤣 🤣 🤣
@Jene_Sais_Quoi @Sekhapada @AkomoCombine
since it is obvious @netspionage doesn't want to sully his squeaky clean reputation (🙄 ) I'll post the original w/ comments for him....just remember, this is his story not mine 
https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/ke8skw/the_poop_knife/
@killagator @Sekhapada @AkomoCombine @netspionage
so, what's your sayin' is, this is Net's fault, ALLLLLL of it? 🤔
@Jene_Sais_Quoi @Sekhapada @AkomoCombine @netspionage
yup....classic move of his....comes in the room...teases a story, creating chaos, then slinks out quietly....just like his cats 😼 .
@killagator @Sekhapada @AkomoCombine @netspionage
Not your, *You're 😭
@killagator @Sekhapada @AkomoCombine @netspionage
Ohhh my god, this shit does NOT disappoint. 🤣
Fuck Hemingway and Shakespeare, this man is a Poetical Genius, a Murderer of words if you will, my house to has a Poop “ stick” as we are mere plebeians in the presence of this God King, I am not worthy ma-Lord and I apologize for my ignorance as to the ways of the world and those who bear the Poop Sword..... aka Poop Knife
🤣
@killagator @Sekhapada @AkomoCombine @netspionage
It's hard to believe, but this shit gets even better 🤣
Somebody has actually created and marketed, the Poop Knife.
This is the gift, that keeps on giving. 🤣 🤣 🤣
@Jene_Sais_Quoi @killagator @Sekhapada @AkomoCombine
If I keep reading the reviews gonna laugh myself into a stroke 🤣
@Jene_Sais_Quoi @killagator @Sekhapada @AkomoCombine
I like how they specify it's "Dishwasher safe" 🤮
"That's right: you can just wash the p00p knife along with the rest of the dishes you eat off of."
🤮🤮🤮
@netspionage @Jene_Sais_Quoi @Sekhapada @AkomoCombine
IKR?.....I use the hose in the driveway to clean mine...🤷♂️ 😬 🤣
@killagator @netspionage @Sekhapada @AkomoCombine
well, this explains a LOT! 🤔
@killagator @Jene_Sais_Quoi @Sekhapada @AkomoCombine
FTR, that is in NO WAY **my** thread, you evil bastard 😈🤣
@netspionage @killagator @Jene_Sais_Quoi @Sekhapada @AkomoCombine
Or the poop socks...
Or Iranian yogurt.
And marinara flags..
Oh reddit...
@Fiikus_goddess @netspionage @killagator @Sekhapada @AkomoCombine
OK... do I really wanna know? 😬
@Jene_Sais_Quoi @netspionage @killagator @Sekhapada @AkomoCombine
First one is a case, where a man pondered his relationship, because his GF stole his socks.. he later found them in the trashbin outside.. and used as tp.
GF had no good explanation, for the theft or using socks.
Iranian yogurt.. oh gods... That has been a legend in AiTA threads
@Jene_Sais_Quoi @netspionage @killagator @Sekhapada @AkomoCombine
Marinara flags..could be a crosspost from r/confidentlyincorrect but is AITA
https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheAngel/comments/uyhg8h/aita_for_getting_screamed_at_by_my_sisters/
@Fiikus_goddess @netspionage @killagator @Sekhapada @AkomoCombine
PONDERED his relationship?😂
and... that was pretty shitty of her.
(yeah, I went for the low hanging fruit) 🤷
@Jene_Sais_Quoi @netspionage @killagator @Sekhapada @AkomoCombine
Well, it was a case where using sockpuppets would have been an upgrade.. 😂😂
@Fiikus_goddess @netspionage @killagator @Sekhapada @AkomoCombine
Ohhh my god... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😂
@Fiikus_goddess @Jene_Sais_Quoi @killagator @Sekhapada @AkomoCombine
Wow, can't believe I'd basically forgot about the p00p socks
@netspionage @Jene_Sais_Quoi @killagator @Sekhapada @AkomoCombine
Necromanced poop socks! 😂😂
@Fiikus_goddess @Jene_Sais_Quoi @killagator @Sekhapada @AkomoCombine
Of course, some of the comments on the original p00p sock thread absolutely KILL me 😆
@Fiikus_goddess @Jene_Sais_Quoi @killagator @Sekhapada @AkomoCombine
"CAT WAS EMERGENCY POOP SOCK"
@netspionage @Jene_Sais_Quoi @killagator @Sekhapada @AkomoCombine
Why do I see Singha running away in fear now...
@netspionage @Fiikus_goddess @killagator @Sekhapada @AkomoCombine
You guys are fucking twisted... I love you!
I found a home. ♥️
@Jene_Sais_Quoi @netspionage @killagator @Sekhapada @AkomoCombine
#SorryNotSorry 😂😂 Twisted is the way.
@netspionage @killagator @Sekhapada @AkomoCombine
Yeah... that's what they all say.
@netspionage @Sekhapada @AkomoCombine
I have read that....and if you haven't you NEED too...😬