@Sekhapada @killagator @AkomoCombine

Hey, look, at least that's not as bad as the "poop knife" story.

Google or search Reddit for it if you dare. No, I am NOT making that up.

@netspionage @Sekhapada @killagator @AkomoCombine

Running to Google.

I know I'm gonna regret this. ๐Ÿ˜ญ

It's 6:26 in the morning, and I'm already making bad decisions, this is gonna be a good day. ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜Ž

@netspionage @Sekhapada @killagator @AkomoCombine

Ohhhh my fucking god. ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ

I'm 1 paragraph in.... and tears are running down my legs. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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@Jene_Sais_Quoi @Sekhapada @killagator @AkomoCombine

Just keep reading ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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@Jene_Sais_Quoi @Sekhapada @killagator @AkomoCombine

Now look for the original thread on Reddit & *read the followup comments*

Talk about PMSL funny...and sooooo Not Right ๐Ÿคฃ

@Jene_Sais_Quoi @Sekhapada @AkomoCombine

since it is obvious @netspionage doesn't want to sully his squeaky clean reputation (๐Ÿ™„ ) I'll post the original w/ comments for him....just remember, this is his story not mine :doh:

reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/co

@Jene_Sais_Quoi @Sekhapada @AkomoCombine @netspionage

yup....classic move of his....comes in the room...teases a story, creating chaos, then slinks out quietly....just like his cats ๐Ÿ˜ผ .

@killagator @Sekhapada @AkomoCombine @netspionage

Ohhh my god, this shit does NOT disappoint. ๐Ÿคฃ

Fuck Hemingway and Shakespeare, this man is a Poetical Genius, a Murderer of words if you will, my house to has a Poop โ€œ stickโ€ as we are mere plebeians in the presence of this God King, I am not worthy ma-Lord and I apologize for my ignorance as to the ways of the world and those who bear the Poop Sword..... aka Poop Knife

๐Ÿคฃ

@killagator @Sekhapada @AkomoCombine @netspionage

It's hard to believe, but this shit gets even better ๐Ÿคฃ

Somebody has actually created and marketed, the Poop Knife.

This is the gift, that keeps on giving. ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ

amazon.com/dp/B079NTNWNG#custo

@Jene_Sais_Quoi @killagator @Sekhapada @AkomoCombine

If I keep reading the reviews gonna laugh myself into a stroke ๐Ÿคฃ

@Jene_Sais_Quoi @killagator @Sekhapada @AkomoCombine

I like how they specify it's "Dishwasher safe" ๐Ÿคฎ

"That's right: you can just wash the p00p knife along with the rest of the dishes you eat off of."

๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ

@netspionage @Jene_Sais_Quoi @Sekhapada @AkomoCombine

IKR?.....I use the hose in the driveway to clean mine...๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜ฌ ๐Ÿคฃ

@killagator @Jene_Sais_Quoi @Sekhapada @AkomoCombine

FTR, that is in NO WAY **my** thread, you evil bastard ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿคฃ

@Jene_Sais_Quoi @netspionage @killagator @Sekhapada @AkomoCombine

First one is a case, where a man pondered his relationship, because his GF stole his socks.. he later found them in the trashbin outside.. and used as tp.
GF had no good explanation, for the theft or using socks.

Iranian yogurt.. oh gods... That has been a legend in AiTA threads

reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/com

@Fiikus_goddess @netspionage @killagator @Sekhapada @AkomoCombine

PONDERED his relationship?๐Ÿ˜‚

and... that was pretty shitty of her.

(yeah, I went for the low hanging fruit) ๐Ÿคท

@Jene_Sais_Quoi @netspionage @killagator @Sekhapada @AkomoCombine

Well, it was a case where using sockpuppets would have been an upgrade.. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

@Fiikus_goddess @Jene_Sais_Quoi @killagator @Sekhapada @AkomoCombine

Of course, some of the comments on the original p00p sock thread absolutely KILL me ๐Ÿ˜†

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