@Sekhapada @killagator @AkomoCombine
Hey, look, at least that's not as bad as the "poop knife" story.
Google or search Reddit for it if you dare. No, I am NOT making that up.
@netspionage @Sekhapada @killagator @AkomoCombine
Running to Google.
I know I'm gonna regret this. 😭
It's 6:26 in the morning, and I'm already making bad decisions, this is gonna be a good day. 😏 😎
@netspionage @Sekhapada @killagator @AkomoCombine
Ohhhh my fucking god. 🤣 🤣
I'm 1 paragraph in.... and tears are running down my legs. 😂
@Jene_Sais_Quoi @Sekhapada @killagator @AkomoCombine
Just keep reading 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@netspionage @Sekhapada @killagator @AkomoCombine
Ohhhh, I did... and, ohhhh my god. 🤣
@Jene_Sais_Quoi @Sekhapada @killagator @AkomoCombine
Now look for the original thread on Reddit & *read the followup comments*
Talk about PMSL funny...and sooooo Not Right 🤣
@Jene_Sais_Quoi @Sekhapada @AkomoCombine
since it is obvious @netspionage doesn't want to sully his squeaky clean reputation (🙄 ) I'll post the original w/ comments for him....just remember, this is his story not mine 
https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/ke8skw/the_poop_knife/
@killagator @Jene_Sais_Quoi @Sekhapada @AkomoCombine
FTR, that is in NO WAY **my** thread, you evil bastard 😈🤣
@netspionage @killagator @Jene_Sais_Quoi @Sekhapada @AkomoCombine
Or the poop socks...
Or Iranian yogurt.
And marinara flags..
Oh reddit...
@Fiikus_goddess @netspionage @killagator @Sekhapada @AkomoCombine
OK... do I really wanna know? 😬
@Jene_Sais_Quoi @netspionage @killagator @Sekhapada @AkomoCombine
First one is a case, where a man pondered his relationship, because his GF stole his socks.. he later found them in the trashbin outside.. and used as tp.
GF had no good explanation, for the theft or using socks.
Iranian yogurt.. oh gods... That has been a legend in AiTA threads
@Fiikus_goddess @Jene_Sais_Quoi @killagator @Sekhapada @AkomoCombine
Wow, can't believe I'd basically forgot about the p00p socks
@netspionage @Jene_Sais_Quoi @killagator @Sekhapada @AkomoCombine
Necromanced poop socks! 😂😂
@Fiikus_goddess @Jene_Sais_Quoi @killagator @Sekhapada @AkomoCombine
Of course, some of the comments on the original p00p sock thread absolutely KILL me 😆
@netspionage @Jene_Sais_Quoi @killagator @Sekhapada @AkomoCombine
Why do I see Singha running away in fear now...
@Fiikus_goddess @Jene_Sais_Quoi @killagator @Sekhapada @AkomoCombine
"CAT WAS EMERGENCY POOP SOCK"