How do you clean your bum?
(My wife just installed a bidet and I'm still trying to decide how I feel about it.)
@john_b I ask the Mrs. to wipe my butt all the time and she says no.
@john_b The 3 shells isn't an option?
@kay_dub I definitely don't have the dexterity for that method 😔
@john_b do you not like it?
@Klaatu_Veratta_Nectarine it's kind of refreshing I guess, but I think I may need more practice to use it effectively.
@john_b a lot of PFAS in our water comes from TP so it's a good thing.
@john_b Cottonelle nothing else will do
@john_b We installed a cheap bidet about a year ago. Once you get used to it it is fabulous 👌
@john_b water, because I'm not an animal. Which makes staying in hotels unfun sometimes.
Give the bidet a try and you'll never go back to whichever method (BTW the choices made me laugh). 🚽
@john_b Water then paper.
@XSGeek She got a few of these:
https://hellotushy.com/products/classic-affordable-bidet
None of our poop closets are really large enough for a standalone unit but this seems to work fine.
Also the literature is littered with poop/butt puns so that's fun.
Update: I pooped at work, and was disappointed to finish the job with paper alone.
I guess I'm a bidet man now.