@AskTheDevil @amarand @JLong "I will throat punch your kids if you don't hire me right fuckin now." and then attach a picture of Steve Martin from the airport scene in Planes, Trains and Automobiles.
Like that?
@AskTheDevil @amarand @JLong your kids have nice throats, sure would be a shame if someone were to ram a fist into them...
@AskTheDevil @amarand @JLong I'll get it eventually.
@AskTheDevil @amarand @JLong okay, how's about I tell the guy I found his wife on Tinder and we're going on a date soon, and then give him the opportunity to name the kid I'm gonna have with his wife.
Yeah?
@AskTheDevil @amarand @JLong alright, alright (the upbeat kind, not the tired kind) I think I'm picking up what you're putting down.
@AskTheDevil @amarand @JLong no no, you misunderstand, see, I'm providing a kid throat protection service.
I'm a fuckin doer, yo.
@AskTheDevil @amarand @JLong hell yeah, that sounds good.
@dr_zooks @amarand @JLong You could probably refine that a little.