Finally figured out the proper needle length on my tattoo machines, now that I'm not tearing up my skin I'm gonna do even MORE tattoos!

Already touched up the Pacman and ghosts on my fingers. Gonna do the Mario mushrooms on my feet later.

I'm stuck in a weird place, I want to talk about my story but I don't have anybody to talk with about it. 🤣

Okay, I'm up. I've been quiet because I've been writing like a madman, I'm about halfway through my 6th book.

I have 24 tattoos on my legs. 9 on one leg and 15 on the other.

If I leave it as is, I would consider book 5 finished. I feel pretty good about it, so I'll take a break before I start the 6th one.

TikTok "chefs" need to go to fuckin prison.

Finished putting the finishing touches on the 4th book. Now to polish up the 5th.

I wrote these earlier in the year, I've just been refining them lately so it's not like I'm pumping out a book every other day. I'm not Stephen King.

I have been writing so much these last couple of months. I have 5 books that have a start and a finish, now I'm going back and extending them. Also now I'm looking for an agent.

Ugh, and the endless barrage of one-time Microsoft codes continues.

Slapped together a manuscript. Now I'm ready.

Finished the 4th book and put my money where my mouth is and submitted a query letter to an agent. Now it begins.

https://youtube.com/shorts/BVbQ4e1k4ig?si=Mkweemqy81n1lrjX

I just want to go on record and say the scream at the end is the funniest thing I have ever heard.

I started writing some fiction and, you know, I've been in a way better mood lately. I should've tried that a long time ago.

Woman getting put in handcuffs: "ARE YOU DETAINING ME?!?!"

Ma'am, you're past being detained, you're being ARRESTED. 🤣😂

Chicken vindaloo, you're my only friend.

ChatGPT just gave me a badass practice interview which will definitely help. I suck at interviews, my brain stops working and I can't even describe what a DMZ is for. It sucks because I know this stuff, but now I know how to answer questions better.

Thanks, AI!

Going through Cyberpunk 1.0 to get the original ending and it occurred to me that, somehow, I've glitched through like 40% of this game the first bunch of times I played it.

I reached the point of no return with Hanako, but I'm going to go finish a gang of these Johnny Silverballs quests before I go back and actually finish the game.

I take back everything I said previously, this game is fuckin awesome.

Finally watched Die Hard, then checked out Godzilla Minus One, now I'm about to watch Shin Godzilla.

Pet peeve: people using "can't" when they should say "shouldn't".

You can't punch babies!

Hell yeah I can, watch. The things I CAN'T do are shooting lasers out of my eyes, flushing poop without having expel it from my body first, floating, or astral projection.

Another fun factoid about me and my weird ass attitude:

I will jump into every single "Die Hard is a Christmas movie" argument with such zeal you'd think I wrote the fuckin thing. I've lost friends over it. But, you see...

I've never actually seen Die Hard. I just love arguing and I think that has something to do with growing up around lawyers and judges.