@VictoriaLandis1 Coffee, black, please. I can do it in three! Two, if I am not polite.
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I make my coffee at home. But on the odd occasion I get it elsewhere, I feel I have to head the barrista off at the pass . . .
"Medium plain old regular coffee, please. No extra stuff." Because they sometimes keep asking do you want this? Or this? Or . . .
@VictoriaLandis1 Back in the 60’s I worked on a construction site in northern New Jersey. The guys there would order a “coffee, regular”. It was almost half coffee, half milk.