Okay.
#TwoTruthsOneLie
I got drunk with Alison Moyet
I fell over Darryl Hall's boot
I sold VHS movies to Tom Kiefer
Choose the lie.
@Shelter and I was wrong. Don't know why but Hall's boot seemed a feasible answer at the time.
@Coffee_and_Salt
Because I am clumsy AF.
@Shelter i mean, i wasn't gonna say it all out loud like that.
@Shelter also, because memes, all further usage of AF means "AS FORETOLD," in all caps, just like that.
This is probably true in my case.
@Coffee_and_Salt years ago I saw 16 get on the arm of the sofa, look at an empty box in front of the sofa, get down, move the box closer, get back on the arm, and I yelled, ABSOLUTELY NOT.
"WHAT??"
"You're planning to jump into the box to slide across the floor, but it won't work. You'll tip backwards and slam your head into the floor."
"How do you know that?"
"Because I used to do that same shit!"
"Oh."
@Coffee_and_Salt
Remember the Hoppity Horse?
I bounced down cement front steps on one and landed on my head.
@Shelter is it accident prone if you chose to be a dare devil?
@Coffee_and_Salt
I'm accident prone even just being alive.
My husband keeps track of the ways I have gotten hurt.
Somewhere there's a picture of what I did to my eye socket getting up to pee one night.
@Coffee_and_Salt
When I was 2 I leaned against the porch railing and the slats busted apart and I fell straight into a firethorn bush.
I should get that on a shirt.
@Shelter friend of mine has one that says "all gas, no brakes." kinda getting a similar feel here.
@Shelter oh the cringe of pain!