Toilet graffiti that only works in the US:
In very small print on the inside edge/bottom of the stall door, it reads “you are now shutting at a 45 degree angle”
For fucks sake, spellcheck- don’t you know me by now?
“You are now shitting at a 45 degree angle”
@DavidKMresists yes, it should be. I can’t type on this screen for shit, and spellcheck is fucking with me.
@feloneouscat @DavidKMresists spell check keeps tying to make me sound like Johnny Dangerously.
Cork sucking ice hole! Bah! :P
@DavidKMresists @MookyTroubadour since it's not capitalized and therefore not a proper noun, wouldn't it need an article? "For a fuck's sake..." or "for the fuck's sake..." or something like that.
@Damobius @DavidKMresists I don’t think I’ve ever though if “Fuck” as a proper noun. Hmm…
@MookyTroubadour @DavidKMresists yeah, it'd be kind of an odd name.
@Damobius @MookyTroubadour @DavidKMresists
Technically it’s a verb. But there ain’t no verb that can’t be nouned.
@feloneouscat @MookyTroubadour @DavidKMresists
Who gives a fuck?
Not being rude. Just demoing nounification.
@feloneouscat @MookyTroubadour @DavidKMresists
Would also be a great brand name for waterfoul repellant.
@Damobius @MookyTroubadour @DavidKMresists
“Gina! Get me the Trademark Office! This is a GREAT one!”
*waterfowl
🙄
@MookyTroubadour fuck's.