Toilet graffiti that only works in the US:

In very small print on the inside edge/bottom of the stall door, it reads “you are now shutting at a 45 degree angle”

For fucks sake, spellcheck- don’t you know me by now?

“You are now shitting at a 45 degree angle”

@MookyTroubadour fuck's.

@DavidKMresists @MookyTroubadour since it's not capitalized and therefore not a proper noun, wouldn't it need an article? "For a fuck's sake..." or "for the fuck's sake..." or something like that.

@Damobius @DavidKMresists I don’t think I’ve ever though if “Fuck” as a proper noun. Hmm…

@MookyTroubadour @DavidKMresists yeah, it'd be kind of an odd name.

@Damobius @MookyTroubadour @DavidKMresists

Technically it’s a verb. But there ain’t no verb that can’t be nouned.

@feloneouscat @MookyTroubadour @DavidKMresists

Who gives a fuck?

Not being rude. Just demoing nounification.

@Damobius @MookyTroubadour @DavidKMresists

Duck off!

Demoing verbing a noun 😅