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It was a sad and disappointing day when I discovered my Universal Remote Control did not, in fact, control the Universe.
Not even remotely.
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When I was young, I was quite poor.
But after many years of hard graft and earning an honest pay, I'm no longer young.
I think hitchhikers are really friendly, I've gone past three in the last hour and they all gave me the thumbs up.
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I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jail, but apparently you can't end a sentence with a proposition…
Apologies to the GRAMMAR GODS...