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If I run away into the woods and go feral, how long does it take for my antlers to grow in and for me to get a nice thick moss coat?

Should I have started when the weather was warmer, or will I be good for this winter?2

@Kurtroedeger sorry, i don't make the rules. feral takes some serious commitment.

@peeppeepcircus

You have to start your preparations when Daylight saving begins, activate your plans once College begins so everything is sorted for the darkness.

Good luck for your preparations for 2025

@Kurtroedeger

@Mauve_matelot @peeppeepcircus

What if I find some wood nymphs to help me out? Just to sort of take me in a bit for the winter and all. There's a lovely grove of pines up the road that I think has a few.

@peeppeepcircus @Kurtroedeger @Mauve_matelot

paging @jaunty
Hey Panster! Can you help this dragon go feral in the woods? His need of wood nymphs seems like your department.

@stueytheround @peeppeepcircus @Mauve_matelot @jaunty

Oh good. Maybe we can still crowd source this before the first snow. The frost is already settled in though 😞

@stueytheround @Kurtroedeger @Mauve_matelot @jaunty

Stuey, Kurt already *has* the wood nymphs in his nearby grove. No need to micromanage his feralness for him. 😂

@Kurtroedeger You have a problem. You need to choose. Antlers or moss coat? Or to put it another way, deer or sloth?

@stueytheround

I will be a hybrid. Youre not the boss of my feral butt.

@Kurtroedeger
*Waves fig roll*
*Hypnotist voice* Listen to me and only me. You shall do as I say.

@stueytheround

You think one fig roll is enough to sway me.

Do you know who you are talking too?

I am feared by the Keebler Elves.

The girl scouts tell horror stories of my deeds around the camp fire.

I am legend.

I am the devourer of cookies.

Waving around one fig roll.

I

Am

Insulted.

But I'm still up for a little spoonin'

@Kurtroedeger
Remember.
Newton's fourth law of Fig rolls.

Where there is one, there are many.

@Fiikus_goddess @stueytheround

Yep. Figroll and get into big spoon position. I'm gonna cuddle your face off

@Kurtroedeger

need to be fully feral before the summer solstice (in the northern hemisphere, obv)...it's all documented in the welcome kit...lemme guess...ya didn't *read* it... 🙄

😜😁

@opie

Reading. 🙄

Going feral shouldn't involve an instruction manual.

@opie still. After the last Ikea manual fiasco, it's a bit much to expect that of me

@Kurtroedeger @opie
Riiiight... even I figured out the feral thing without a manual

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