If I run away into the woods and go feral, how long does it take for my antlers to grow in and for me to get a nice thick moss coat?

Should I have started when the weather was warmer, or will I be good for this winter?2

@Kurtroedeger

need to be fully feral before the summer solstice (in the northern hemisphere, obv)...it's all documented in the welcome kit...lemme guess...ya didn't *read* it... 🙄

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@opie

Reading. 🙄

Going feral shouldn't involve an instruction manual.

@Kurtroedeger

it's all pictures!!!

jeez...

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@opie still. After the last Ikea manual fiasco, it's a bit much to expect that of me