This thread will be a live tooting thread of Minions: The Rise of Gru.
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We will become the most powerful villains in the world. Let's get a move on.
::unintelligible mumbling::
Hurry up, I've got a bunch of deadly tchotskies on my tail
CHEESE RAY!
CHEESE RAY!
CHEESE RAY!
Mom, who is this sweaty guy who is stinking up the house.
::humming Simon and Garfunkel::
[Continues in minionese]
With the power of the zodiac, we're gonna take out the anti villain league
Lesson 3: the Lithuanian haircut
Hey, I'm walking here!
Alright, who let the kid in?
I thought he was a tiny man.
We're coming for you tiny man!
Mi amore! Mi amore!
This is unacceptable!
Unacceptable!
My favorite villain is my kidnapper?!?!
This could be a great opportunity if you don't kill me.
It's random time.
No no no. My mom will probably pay you to keep me
You kidding me, you have henchmen?
Well, I'm dead
Ah ah ah, la tuna, get in
Ohhh, la la
[Kevin screaming]
I got moxie?! Really?
Welcome to my newest torture device, The Disco Inferno.
Go take a nap old lady.
Bella Bella bella
Bella chica
This is Fred. He is a dummy. Never underestimate a dummy.
Rest up.
Tomorrow's going to be even worse.
World's biggest banana.
Say cheese
I got you! I got you!
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I don't got you.
Finding your inner beast
Oh wowie zowie!
Hey, you are a good bad guy. And they are stupid idiots.
How does it feel to be beaten by a tiny little boss
I cannot wait to fake my own death to avoid the authorities.