This thread will be a live tooting thread of Minions: The Rise of Gru.
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We will become the most powerful villains in the world. Let's get a move on.
::unintelligible mumbling::
Hurry up, I've got a bunch of deadly tchotskies on my tail
CHEESE RAY!
CHEESE RAY!
CHEESE RAY!
Mom, who is this sweaty guy who is stinking up the house.
::humming Simon and Garfunkel::
[Continues in minionese]
With the power of the zodiac, we're gonna take out the anti villain league
Lesson 3: the Lithuanian haircut
Hey, I'm walking here!
Alright, who let the kid in?
I thought he was a tiny man.
We're coming for you tiny man!
Mi amore! Mi amore!
This is unacceptable!
Unacceptable!
My favorite villain is my kidnapper?!?!
This could be a great opportunity if you don't kill me.
It's random time.
No no no. My mom will probably pay you to keep me
You kidding me, you have henchmen?
Well, I'm dead
Ah ah ah, la tuna, get in
Ohhh, la la
[Kevin screaming]
I got moxie?! Really?
Welcome to my newest torture device, The Disco Inferno.
Bella chica
This is Fred. He is a dummy. Never underestimate a dummy.
Rest up.
Tomorrow's going to be even worse.
World's biggest banana.
Say cheese
I got you! I got you!
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I don't got you.
Finding your inner beast
Oh wowie zowie!
Hey, you are a good bad guy. And they are stupid idiots.
How does it feel to be beaten by a tiny little boss
I cannot wait to fake my own death to avoid the authorities.
@Kurtroedeger 👀⤴️😆🍿
maybe perhaps a general hashtag next movie? 🤷♀️ Could copy-paste so it isn't an absolute PITA [and of course might not catch 'em catch 'em all ('cause we forget! 🎶)] #sorryNotSorry #butAlsoSorry #SorryBoutTheHashtags
@finkled @Kurtroedeger I thought he was live game playing. Until, I scrolled to the first post. Lol
@Kittiekatt53 Yes @Kurtroedeger had me curious regarding the identity of the subject of the toot! 👀👃
I've done this to some of the Muppet movies. Those are random and fun
@finkled @Kurtroedeger IKR? I was, uh oh, we got a weirdo bot. Lol
Not a bot, but proudly a weirdo anyway.
Bella Bella bella