This thread will be a live tooting thread of Minions: The Rise of Gru.
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We will become the most powerful villains in the world. Let's get a move on.
::unintelligible mumbling::
Hurry up, I've got a bunch of deadly tchotskies on my tail
CHEESE RAY!
CHEESE RAY!
CHEESE RAY!
Mom, who is this sweaty guy who is stinking up the house.
::humming Simon and Garfunkel::
[Continues in minionese]
With the power of the zodiac, we're gonna take out the anti villain league
Hey, I'm walking here!
Alright, who let the kid in?
I thought he was a tiny man.
We're coming for you tiny man!
Mi amore! Mi amore!
This is unacceptable!
Unacceptable!
My favorite villain is my kidnapper?!?!
This could be a great opportunity if you don't kill me.
It's random time.
No no no. My mom will probably pay you to keep me
You kidding me, you have henchmen?
Well, I'm dead
Ah ah ah, la tuna, get in
Ohhh, la la
[Kevin screaming]
I got moxie?! Really?
Welcome to my newest torture device, The Disco Inferno.
Go take a nap old lady.
Bella Bella bella
Bella chica
This is Fred. He is a dummy. Never underestimate a dummy.
Rest up.
Tomorrow's going to be even worse.
@Kurtroedeger Ted Cruz has joined you? :P
@Kurtroedeger I would just like to say I read this thread from the end to the beginning and it was quite confusing until I got to the last (first) post
I feel like I'm talking too loud....even though our proximity doesn't require it.
Lesson 3: the Lithuanian haircut