@Kurtroedeger as opposed to what chickens call volcanic flows... Bawk-lava.

@elbutterfield @Kurtroedeger It's a Flan joke, which... falls into that category sometimes.

@sentientdessert @Kurtroedeger Sorry. How tiresome to be asking for an explanation. But here we are.

@poemblaze @elbutterfield @Kurtroedeger Yes, and this entire online persona is based around being a sentient custard.

@sentientdessert @poemblaze @Kurtroedeger Are you related to and can you introduce me to Crรจme Brรปlรฉe?

@sentientdessert Sentient Dessert leaves determining which dessert or whether you mean ALL desserts. Thank you for narrowing that down. @elbutterfield @Kurtroedeger

@sentientdessert What are your thoughts on certain lyrics in I Am The Walrus? I don't think Lennon was talking dessert. Or sentient, so nevermind. @elbutterfield @Kurtroedeger

@Kurtroedeger ๐Ÿ˜

Sidenote: Is it just me, or is baklava one of the most fun words to say? It sounds like 'Dracula' but so much better. Count Baklava ๐Ÿคญ

@Kurtroedeger Count Bakalava be like, 'I'm go-eeeng to suck thee nuts from your flakeeey pastries!"

@Christmas_Snow

Soaks his victims in honey syrup mixture before sucking their blood

@Kurtroedeger ๐Ÿ‘€ !! I feel like you've done this before, Kurt *hides* ๐Ÿ™ƒ

@Christmas_Snow

::throws tarp over tub of syrup::

Nope. I have done no such thing.

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