If anyone needs some, uhhh, "healing crystal's", Temu's got 'em🤣

@JeSsA
Ok miss Jessa. Please explain why this is marketed at you!

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@Kurtroedeger because I just posted in here about shaving peen's, I'm assuming 🤣🤣

@JeSsA @Kurtroedeger

Impossibru! We don't participate in such shenanigans here!

@th3j35t3r @JeSsA @Kurtroedeger

shenanigans are just cleverly disguised here

Mr. "triple duplex retro turdo multi-headed goth wimple for a later model encabulator peen goblet assembly" J

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@th3j35t3r @Minholkin @JeSsA
I'm just wondering where I can get an encabulater peen goblet assembly. I've been working with an encabulater peen shot glass assembly this whole time. 🤦‍♀️

@Kurtroedeger @th3j35t3r @Minholkin *goes to Google encabulater

Also, I read goblet as gobblin' and whew did that set a whole other tone to this toot 🤣

@JeSsA @th3j35t3r @Minholkin

I wish I had a way to change your Alt just for my screen because I would asign peen goblin to you.

@th3j35t3r @JeSsA @Minholkin

Ohhhhhhhhhh, the abuse... I mean use. The use I could put that too. 😍

@Kurtroedeger @th3j35t3r @Minholkin

Jessa..the queen of canine peen, bean and vagine gleam.

I really wanted to do this to Gideon, for the holidays ,but I don't want the mess 🤣

@Fiikus_goddess @JeSsA @th3j35t3r @Minholkin

After witnessing what my dog was just doing, I hope the glitter is edible. 😬😬😬

@Kurtroedeger @Fiikus_goddess @th3j35t3r @Minholkin lmfaooo. I would hope so. A fellow groomer did the sparkle testes, I'm assuming it was with PetSafe products as all the other ones he uses are. I just don't know who makes it LOL

@JeSsA @Kurtroedeger @Fiikus_goddess @th3j35t3r @Minholkin I do miss you when you aren't here to break my brain with your shenanigans! 🧡🤣

@Halcyon @Kurtroedeger @Fiikus_goddess @th3j35t3r @Minholkin 🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️❤️ I miss it, too. I've basically been exhausted anslx on the go since I moved here at the end of Aug. Add in dog shows, up and back to MA (again this coming Fri) and th4 holiday season and I'm just 😵 I'm in bed by 8, sometimes before, the last 3 weeks. Desperately trying not to get sick (happens easily when I'm rundown, with my shit immune system). I have a day off tomorrow, so I'm "wilding" it out tonight 😆

@Minholkin @Kurtroedeger @th3j35t3r see, that's what I'm here for. Enlightening minds,and teaching new things 🤣

@Minholkin @JeSsA @th3j35t3r
I think the proper term given the festivities is: jingle balls

@Armchaircouch @Kurtroedeger @th3j35t3r @Minholkin 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ I haven't been on much. But, nothing has changed with my ridiculousness 😅

@JeSsA @Armchaircouch @Kurtroedeger @th3j35t3r @Minholkin at least I can see you never found your filter, despite being scarce! 🤣 Perfect!

@JeSsA @th3j35t3r @Minholkin

You know, this reminds me that today is National Chocolate Covered Anything Day.

@TheAbbotTrithemius @JeSsA @Kurtroedeger @th3j35t3r @Minholkin

I'm scarred for life. The term "Christmas balls" will never again make me think of ornaments on a tree. 😂

@JeSsA If anyone wants to try this and *doesn't* have a dog, my OnlyFans account addy is... 😝

@JoyfullyDazed @TheAbbotTrithemius @Kurtroedeger @th3j35t3r @Minholkin

@JeSsA SHAME on you for sending me down that rabbit hole. I actually didn't expect google to come up with anything. @Kurtroedeger @th3j35t3r @Minholkin

@Lindy @JeSsA @Kurtroedeger @th3j35t3r @Minholkin

This is an entirely new use for the turbo encabulator, and I don't think the inventor had even considered this possible application.

Here's a link to an MIT article about the original turbo encabulator:
people.csail.mit.edu/bradley/t

@Lindy @Kurtroedeger @th3j35t3r @Minholkin 🤣🤣 I couldn't read the whole thing. Too much thinking and big words involved for this edible-induced mush brain

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