@Kurtroedeger because I just posted in here about shaving peen's, I'm assuming 🤣🤣

@JeSsA @Kurtroedeger

Impossibru! We don't participate in such shenanigans here!

@th3j35t3r @Kurtroedeger true.. my other guess is FB/google listening to my convo at work today, where i brought up this same subject, aside was shaving a doodles balls, while commenting that I wished Gidein's were smaller,like his 😅😅😅😅

@JeSsA @th3j35t3r

Great Jessa. You got a thread with the founder of the social media we are using, and you descend right into balls and how you casually compare sizes of balls at work.
🤦‍♀️

::quietly goes back to delete some post history hunself::

@Kurtroedeger @th3j35t3r bahahaha. I've been around long enough, J knows what he's getting into with me 🤣🤣 anyways, I've seen him have to contend with far worse than some teste talk 😅

@JeSsA last night I sent a text to a person trying to rent the house I just bought for my daughter and grandsons. I used the number they had listed in the ad on Facebook. Among other things in our brief back and forth, I called them a liar. This morning I get an email from some company about how to find out if someone is lying. Liar was in the subject heading. 🤦🏼‍♀️

//@th3j35t3r @Kurtroedeger

@Novels56 @Kurtroedeger it's so bad!!!

@th3j35t3r @JeSsA @Kurtroedeger

shenanigans are just cleverly disguised here

Mr. "triple duplex retro turdo multi-headed goth wimple for a later model encabulator peen goblet assembly" J

😄

OK question, I can’t be the only one that actually reads Jester and Kel’s … stuff… while trying to make sense of it because it seems like it actually does make some semblance of sense?! 😂👏 @Minholkin @th3j35t3r @JeSsA @Kurtroedeger

@Minholkin @JeSsA @Kurtroedeger

Don't get me started. 😂

@th3j35t3r @JeSsA @Kurtroedeger

🤭

@Minholkin @th3j35t3r @Kurtroedeger please, don't. My edible enhanced brain felt like it had a stroke trying to decipher that 😅

@th3j35t3r @Minholkin @JeSsA
I'm just wondering where I can get an encabulater peen goblet assembly. I've been working with an encabulater peen shot glass assembly this whole time. 🤦‍♀️

@Kurtroedeger @th3j35t3r @Minholkin @JeSsA

You need to go to a glazier and ask them to BLOW you one.

😶

@Kurtroedeger @th3j35t3r @Minholkin *goes to Google encabulater

Also, I read goblet as gobblin' and whew did that set a whole other tone to this toot 🤣

@JeSsA @th3j35t3r @Minholkin

I wish I had a way to change your Alt just for my screen because I would asign peen goblin to you.

@Kurtroedeger @th3j35t3r @Minholkin

For one night only. 🤣 Merry Xmas. My gift to you lol

@JeSsA @th3j35t3r @Minholkin

::screenshots for later use:: 😏😏😏

@Kurtroedeger @th3j35t3r @Minholkin

🤣🤣 that's my name, don't wear it out!

@Kurtroedeger @JeSsA @Minholkin

Tada!!! >>>

https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/live-editor-for-css-less/ifhikkcafabcgolfjegfcgloomalapol

@th3j35t3r @JeSsA @Minholkin

Ohhhhhhhhhh, the abuse... I mean use. The use I could put that too. 😍

#mwuhahahahaha

@Kurtroedeger @th3j35t3r @Minholkin

Jessa..the queen of canine peen, bean and vagine gleam.

I really wanted to do this to Gideon, for the holidays ,but I don't want the mess 🤣

@JeSsA @Kurtroedeger @th3j35t3r @Minholkin

This new season of planes, trains and automobiles is wild.

@Fiikus_goddess @JeSsA @th3j35t3r @Minholkin

After witnessing what my dog was just doing, I hope the glitter is edible. 😬😬😬

@Kurtroedeger @Fiikus_goddess @th3j35t3r @Minholkin lmfaooo. I would hope so. A fellow groomer did the sparkle testes, I'm assuming it was with PetSafe products as all the other ones he uses are. I just don't know who makes it LOL

@JeSsA @Kurtroedeger @Fiikus_goddess @th3j35t3r @Minholkin

@Halcyon @Kurtroedeger @Fiikus_goddess @th3j35t3r @Minholkin hahaha Hiiiii fren! Don't you miss my BS when I'm too tired to come on 🤣🤣

@JeSsA @Kurtroedeger @Fiikus_goddess @th3j35t3r @Minholkin I do miss you when you aren't here to break my brain with your shenanigans! 🧡🤣

@Halcyon @Kurtroedeger @Fiikus_goddess @th3j35t3r @Minholkin 🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️❤️ I miss it, too. I've basically been exhausted anslx on the go since I moved here at the end of Aug. Add in dog shows, up and back to MA (again this coming Fri) and th4 holiday season and I'm just 😵 I'm in bed by 8, sometimes before, the last 3 weeks. Desperately trying not to get sick (happens easily when I'm rundown, with my shit immune system). I have a day off tomorrow, so I'm "wilding" it out tonight 😆

@JeSsA @Kurtroedeger @th3j35t3r

ok, I'm pretty accustomed to #glitterbooty but glitterb*lls is next level 😱 😂

@Minholkin @JeSsA @Kurtroedeger @th3j35t3r

I clearly ambled in mid conversation and missed key points.

@Thumprhare @Minholkin @Kurtroedeger @th3j35t3r OG CoSo poppin' in to say heyyyyyy lol

@JeSsA @Minholkin @Kurtroedeger @th3j35t3r heyyi

@Minholkin @Kurtroedeger @th3j35t3r see, that's what I'm here for. Enlightening minds,and teaching new things 🤣

@JeSsA @Kurtroedeger @th3j35t3r

I'm growing up 😂

@Minholkin @JeSsA @th3j35t3r
I think the proper term given the festivities is: jingle balls

@Kurtroedeger @Minholkin @th3j35t3r Indeed!

@JeSsA @Kurtroedeger @Minholkin

omg. 😂 OMG. @JeSsA

// @Kurtroedeger @th3j35t3r @Minholkin

@Armchaircouch @Kurtroedeger @th3j35t3r @Minholkin 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ I haven't been on much. But, nothing has changed with my ridiculousness 😅

@JeSsA @Armchaircouch @Kurtroedeger @th3j35t3r @Minholkin at least I can see you never found your filter, despite being scarce! 🤣 Perfect!

@Halcyon @Armchaircouch @Kurtroedeger @th3j35t3r @Minholkin hahaha yaaaaa. That's lost forever 😅

@JeSsA @th3j35t3r @Minholkin

You know, this reminds me that today is National Chocolate Covered Anything Day.

#foodholidays

@Kurtroedeger @JeSsA @th3j35t3r @Minholkin

Chocolate covered animal crackers.

@Kurtroedeger @th3j35t3r @Minholkin *Don't go there Jess. Don't. Go. There.*

@JeSsA @Kurtroedeger @th3j35t3r @Minholkin

He would be mortified.

@JeSsA

This is probably taking the xmas decorations too far...

@Kurtroedeger @th3j35t3r @Minholkin

@JeSsA

Those nuts capture the true spirit of Christmas...

🤣 ,,,

@Kurtroedeger @th3j35t3r @Minholkin

@TheAbbotTrithemius @Kurtroedeger @th3j35t3r @Minholkin jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle balls ROCK😅

@TheAbbotTrithemius @JeSsA @Kurtroedeger @th3j35t3r @Minholkin

I'm scarred for life. The term "Christmas balls" will never again make me think of ornaments on a tree. 😂

@JoyfullyDazed @TheAbbotTrithemius @Kurtroedeger @th3j35t3r @Minholkin 🤣🤣 🔴🟢

@JeSsA If anyone wants to try this and *doesn't* have a dog, my OnlyFans account addy is... 😝

@JoyfullyDazed @TheAbbotTrithemius @Kurtroedeger @th3j35t3r @Minholkin

@BillyBones

DIY disco balls. 🤣

@JeSsA @TheAbbotTrithemius @Kurtroedeger @th3j35t3r @Minholkin

@BillyBones @JoyfullyDazed @TheAbbotTrithemius @Kurtroedeger @th3j35t3r @Minholkin bahaha

@JeSsA SHAME on you for sending me down that rabbit hole. I actually didn't expect google to come up with anything. @Kurtroedeger @th3j35t3r @Minholkin

@Lindy @JeSsA @Kurtroedeger @th3j35t3r @Minholkin

This is an entirely new use for the turbo encabulator, and I don't think the inventor had even considered this possible application.

Here's a link to an MIT article about the original turbo encabulator:
https://people.csail.mit.edu/bradley/turbo-encabulator.html

@Lindy @Kurtroedeger @th3j35t3r @Minholkin 🤣🤣 I couldn't read the whole thing. Too much thinking and big words involved for this edible-induced mush brain

@Minholkin @th3j35t3r @Kurtroedeger

🤣🤣🤣🤣