Give me a 6-10-word story about a picnic with aliens gone wrong.
@EdgeOErin I brought salmon mousse. They were allergic. Oops!
In retrospect, maybe they shouldn't have worn those saucy shoes.
"Next time, remember--french-fried potatoes, not potato-fried French."
@northernbassist Awesome! 😂
The anal probe starter really set the mood.
@Merlin Ha ha ha ha!!!
@EdgeOErin
Outdoor feast with too much saline on the olives.
@EdgeOErin Booboo! What are these green things in my pic-a-nic basket?
@EdgeOErin ...at that point, even the ants thought twice about stealing the food.
Sorry 12 words :/
@Booga "even the ants thought twice about stealing the food."
@EdgeOErin much better.
@Booga Thanks. I write stuff, but your comment was the basis for it.
@EdgeOErin
They thought the ants were a kind of seasoning.