lol I don’t understand how the Vance/sofa thing started.

Like….how does anyone even come up with such a tale? 😂

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I just looked it up!! I assumed it was true!! 😂😂
oh lord. the internet.
sigh. @Beanc @MrGoat

@Armchaircouch Well that's a shame because almost the whole internet thinks it's true now, and JD is stuck with it.

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Yep - that's actually not factually correct. It was two sandwich bags of chopped liver stuffed between the slats on a space-heater.

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^^^ I'm no expert though. @kel knows more about this stuff than me. 👍

@th3j35t3r @Armchaircouch @MrGoat @kel uhhh that sentence has whole new meaning attached to this convo 😅

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@sentientdessert @Faay @th3j35t3r @stueytheround @Armchaircouch @Beanc @MrGoat @kel this is up there with the "microwaved grapefruit while listening to only words thing"

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All I will say is that there's a movie called "American Pie."

It may or may not depict the single best moment of JD Vance's life, and why he's currently banned from being anywhere near freshly baked pastry products. 🤫

@th3j35t3r @sheseala @sentientdessert @Faay @stueytheround @Armchaircouch @Beanc @kel Don't tell all you know. You're like that kid in health class in 9th grade who asked the teacher in front of the whole class why his left nut hung lower than his right.

@stueytheround @Beanc @th3j35t3r @sheseala @sentientdessert @Faay @Armchaircouch @kel Simply not true, they will expand and contract in unison and keep a uniform shape during the process. I can send you a video later on. <3

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