lol I don’t understand how the Vance/sofa thing started.

Like….how does anyone even come up with such a tale? 😂

@Beanc Because self admittance is one hell of a drug.

did he actually violate a couch?! @MrGoat @Beanc

@Armchaircouch @MrGoat no

I just looked it up!! I assumed it was true!! 😂😂
oh lord. the internet.
sigh. @Beanc @MrGoat

@Armchaircouch @Beanc @MrGoat

Yep - that's actually not factually correct. It was two sandwich bags of chopped liver stuffed between the slats on a space-heater.

@Armchaircouch @Beanc @MrGoat

^^^ I'm no expert though. @kel knows more about this stuff than me. 👍

@th3j35t3r I thought the liver was meant to go in a jam jar. I've been doing it wrong *all these years*!

@Armchaircouch @Beanc @MrGoat @kel

@stueytheround @Armchaircouch @Beanc @MrGoat @kel

You had jam??!??!!

Fucking snob. 😂

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@th3j35t3r @stueytheround @Armchaircouch @Beanc @MrGoat @kel
Wouldn’t preserves be better? Added texture and all that. 🤔

@Faay @stueytheround @Armchaircouch @Beanc @MrGoat @kel

Those jars are too small and not deep enough.

@th3j35t3r @stueytheround @Armchaircouch @Beanc @MrGoat @kel
I hear some like a snug fit?

@Faay @th3j35t3r @stueytheround @Armchaircouch @Beanc @MrGoat @kel

This whole conversation...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu6g5h_8pw8

@sentientdessert @Faay @th3j35t3r @stueytheround @Armchaircouch @Beanc @MrGoat @kel this is up there with the "microwaved grapefruit while listening to only words thing"

@sheseala @sentientdessert @Faay @stueytheround @Armchaircouch @Beanc @MrGoat @kel

WTH!?!?!? What kind of pervert are you?!?!?

@th3j35t3r @sheseala @sentientdessert @Faay @stueytheround @Armchaircouch @Beanc @kel Don't tell all you know. You're like that kid in health class in 9th grade who asked the teacher in front of the whole class why his left nut hung lower than his right.

@MrGoat @th3j35t3r @sheseala @sentientdessert @Faay @stueytheround @Armchaircouch @kel

Hard lesson to learn, wasn’t it Goat?

@Beanc My balls are even thank you. @th3j35t3r @sheseala @sentientdessert @Faay @stueytheround @Armchaircouch @kel

@MrGoat If they are, you need to see a doctor, stat! 🤣 @Beanc @th3j35t3r @sheseala @sentientdessert @Faay @Armchaircouch @kel

@stueytheround @Beanc @th3j35t3r @sheseala @sentientdessert @Faay @Armchaircouch @kel Simply not true, they will expand and contract in unison and keep a uniform shape during the process. I can send you a video later on. <3