lol I don’t understand how the Vance/sofa thing started.

Like….how does anyone even come up with such a tale? 😂

@Beanc Because self admittance is one hell of a drug.

did he actually violate a couch?! @MrGoat @Beanc

@Armchaircouch @MrGoat no

I just looked it up!! I assumed it was true!! 😂😂
oh lord. the internet.
sigh. @Beanc @MrGoat

@Armchaircouch @Beanc @MrGoat

Yep - that's actually not factually correct. It was two sandwich bags of chopped liver stuffed between the slats on a space-heater.

@Armchaircouch @Beanc @MrGoat

^^^ I'm no expert though. @kel knows more about this stuff than me. 👍

@th3j35t3r I thought the liver was meant to go in a jam jar. I've been doing it wrong *all these years*!

@Armchaircouch @Beanc @MrGoat @kel

@stueytheround @Armchaircouch @Beanc @MrGoat @kel

You had jam??!??!!

Fucking snob. 😂

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@th3j35t3r @stueytheround @Armchaircouch @Beanc @MrGoat @kel
Wouldn’t preserves be better? Added texture and all that. 🤔

@Faay @stueytheround @Armchaircouch @Beanc @MrGoat @kel

Those jars are too small and not deep enough.

@th3j35t3r @stueytheround @Armchaircouch @Beanc @MrGoat @kel
I hear some like a snug fit?

@Faay @th3j35t3r @stueytheround @Armchaircouch @Beanc @MrGoat @kel

This whole conversation...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu6g5h_8pw8

@sentientdessert @Faay @th3j35t3r @stueytheround @Armchaircouch @Beanc @MrGoat @kel this is up there with the "microwaved grapefruit while listening to only words thing"

@sheseala @sentientdessert @Faay @stueytheround @Armchaircouch @Beanc @MrGoat @kel

WTH!?!?!? What kind of pervert are you?!?!?