@Agatha but if he does that people think Apple will kick him out of the App Store, so it’s really just a teenie weenie tantrum.

@Agatha he’s threatening too (“it makes no sense”) except for DMs. My guess is being able to block asshats is hurting his bottom line.

@Agatha Let the ring!

@th3j35t3r too many people block a) him, b) advertisers, and c) $8 junkies.

@Agatha I’ve been binging QI recently and I’ve definitely found myself typing some phrases from the King’s English.

@th3j35t3r I need a tattoo of “Expect Weirdness” on my left butt cheek.

@Airborne_Frog my boss keeps telling me that I have a lot of CBT to catch up on.

@sfleetucker @th3j35t3r why must you ruin ass licking?

@Agatha three skeletons stacked with a trenchcoat. It might just work.

@sfleetucker Must we rehash this?

@Agatha that’s one thing evil fruit company does well. Transferring to a new one is amazingly simple.

I hate it when my in-office schedule coincides with my nemesis’s.

@th3j35t3r She’s a beauty but that hair (assuming she’s not already wigging it) must have taken forever.

@LnzyHou oh I don’t care about the check, just saying I’ve been Pro for a while.

@LnzyHou

Looks like Elmo pushed another button. Gird you loins, get out the good biscuits, we’ve got incoming.

I’ve got the Malcolm in the Middle theme song stuck in my head and I’m actually ok with that.

@Horrrflmlvr I wonder how much in PPP loans she got forgiven.

@sfleetucker The great Miami They Party?

@barrett let the machine elves save us.