@Kaysymmetry I absolutely LOVE that one of them is named Schrödinger! I wanted to name one of ours Heidelberg because you either know where he is or how fast he's moving, but cannot know both. The rest of the house didn't go for it.

@tyghebright Also, a butt dial and a booty call are NOT the same things!

If you're watching "Strange New Worlds", sit through to see what's at the very end of season 2 episode 1. It's okay to cry. I did.

@XaoslordErie My dad once told me we didn't have to worry too much about conspiracy theorists and people who believe things like that because they don't get elected. Maybe it's good that he isn't still here to see how wrong he was.

I just showed a 9 month old baby that one of my pieces of furniture is actually a piano. I have never seen anyone so excited! Tiny Mozart was having a blast!

@EnochianEntropy Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe I'm going to become some highly ranked agent of our octopus overlords in the next 30 years and you're saving the world from me. If so, please do finish that crossword puzzle.

@EnochianEntropy I'd say it depends on the specifics of the situation. If something happens while you are finishing the puzzle that prevents you from then time traveling, that's a problem.

We've been rewatching old Star Trek series (serieses? seriepodes?). I've decided humans are best represented by the dachshund.

Loyal. Loving. Fierce as all hell (bred to hunt badgers in the badgers' dens)! But everbody just stands around and says, "Aww! Look at the cute weiner dog!"

@JolieSaboteuse Yeah, that "1/50k know your bridges" part is a bit alarming. The "1/50k" refers to the scale of a map, so... That's good. Get all the Ovaltine Secret Decoder Ring True Patriot Militia guys all worked up. 🙄

My snake is shedding!

@AI78 I almost couldn't read the whole thing because I was laughing so hard I got stuck at the dick buffet! 😂

@Kinnison I admit I'm not a big fan, so I had thought maybe one was DC and one was Marvel. I usually guess by assuming DC wears capes. But looking it up says the comic books are both Marvel. Is it different for the movies?

Things I'm confused about tonight:

- News about spaceships?
- How did Ted Cruz grow the one beard I don't like?
- Why doesn't anyone in the Marvel movies notice Captain America and Human Torch look exactly alike?

@Shelter My weight is a combination of genetic predisposition and how PTSD has screwed my body's chemistry. I am thankful I have a doc who explained that to me, listened to what I told her about food and physical activity, looks at my test results and tells me things are good so the big risk is for my joints, and explained to me why BMI is eugenecist crap.

I told my husband ghosts like haunting elevators because it lifts their spirits.

He was in a business meeting later and when it was asked if anyone had anything else to discuss, he told them why ghosts haunt elevators! 😄

@CriticalCupcake When I read that his trans daughter changed both her first and LAST names, I figured Musk probably isn't a friend of trans people.