Banjo is tuned. I don't have to be happy about having visitors. They don't have to be happy about visiting.
@Coffee_and_Salt The unwanted visitors are coming from Alabama. I'm sure they know hearing "Dueling Banjos" in the middle of the night means you should get out of wherever you are real fast.
@weirdfizz if you hear the banjo… it’s already too late.
I hope your unwanted visitors don’t darken your doorstep for too long. May your patience be vast.
@weirdfizz "Banjo is tuned"?
That's definitely English, and the syntax seems right, but I can't make any sense of it.
(I play the banjo.)
@ImagineThat Technically, mine is a banjo ukulele - like George Formby played. I play by picking, though, and I think he strummed.
I haven't played much since the last time I changed the strings, so everything was terribly out of tune. Actually painful for my ears. I've adjusted everything so that our cats don't go running from the sound now.
@weirdfizz I like the way you think. Love a good revenge banjo.