Banjo is tuned. I don't have to be happy about having visitors. They don't have to be happy about visiting.
@weirdfizz I like the way you think. Love a good revenge banjo.
@Coffee_and_Salt The unwanted visitors are coming from Alabama. I'm sure they know hearing "Dueling Banjos" in the middle of the night means you should get out of wherever you are real fast.
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@weirdfizz if you hear the banjo… it’s already too late.
I hope your unwanted visitors don’t darken your doorstep for too long. May your patience be vast.