Here we go! 🎄

Advent #1

#advent #beer

Broke the wheel in my mouse. Mildly infuriating. I can get a replacement wheel on eBay, but I think it comes from China, so who know when that'll get here.

Apparently I confused Microsoft with Disney. Oops.

Imagine Clippy as a Disney sidekick. lol.

@AskTheDevil huh?

Oops. I fucked up on donor box and now everyone knows my full name.

Don’t drink and donate.

#beer

Woof, what a day.
Kissinger dies
Melon goes off on Microsoft
Rump caught moving money.

Got your #advent calendars ready for tomorrow?

Back to terrible 80s movies.

Whiteforce (1988)

@scottronaut5150 there has to be a joke in here. “Full beaver” moonshot/beaver shot. I dunno, it’s there somewhere.

Had our team #Christmas party today. Lunch at a #Lebanese place and then #archery.

Turns out I’m not bad.

This target at 14 metres.

@beer A simple solution is this: https://www.northwestbeerguide.com/search?q=pairing

Then just remember to put /nosanitize in the same post, or everything after the ? gets removed.

The search function on your site is a bit buggy (ie. "pairing guide", returns no results)

@beer This URL just goes to straight to Google homepage?

@66ALW99 the old Cleveland Dreamer huh?

@NorthernInvader some Russian lady is holidaying on her yacht next to a warzone?

@BillieBun @corlin yeah, you gotta elaborate here.

@Render the scene in Platoon where Willem Defoe does it to Charlie Sheen is great.

@MisterE a grenade dildo. Non-lubed

@BillieBun

I know. https://www.reddit.com/r/CombatFootage/s/dPF7LVsvjS

War in Ukraine has hit weird. I just saw a video of a drone dropping a grenade…

…attached to a dildo.

@Kinnison that Linda seems kinda loopy

Morning ☕

It might be petty, but I turned up to work at 8am to find some jerk had snagged my usual spot, so I've spent the last 20 minutes setting up a new work station right opposite

And what's with fingerprints all over monitors? There's absolutely no reason why this should be a thing.

#workrant