Happy bday CoSo and a good afternoon from Australia. 6 years to the day on here 👍
#happybdaycoso #sixyears

Just got back from seeing Becky Robinson stand up. So good. Her Entitled housewife is funny as fuck. #comedy

I’ve only just learned about that crypto convention in HK where people went blind and got their skin burned cuz the organisers used industrial UV lights.

It reads like an onion article.

@Airborne_Frog Nitrogen, not hydrogen.

@awnaves @koavf He could call it, I dunno….

IT

@LiberalLibrarian didn't they get banned years ago? though I guess if they're back its no surprise

Builders cut the hole for the door, but then went home for the day. I needed a solution as I knew some damn possum would go in a make a mess, or worse, some dick over the fence might see an opportunity overnight and rob me.

All those episodes of MacGyver prepared me for this moment. A big soundproof panel I happened to have, eyebolts and ratchet straps, secured to the framing on the far side of the room

#build #macgyver #renovation

@Teej_Muk No, just a regular old system fault. https://theconversation.com/optus-blackout-explained-what-is-a-deep-network-outage-and-what-may-have-caused-it-217266

@ACG2 It was a "deep network" problem. Some system failed. https://theconversation.com/optus-blackout-explained-what-is-a-deep-network-outage-and-what-may-have-caused-it-217266

Well, Australia is experiencing the largest telecommunications outage ever. Optus went down early this morning and its now 5 hours later and no fix.

Everything is fucked. mobile, landline, trains, eftpos machines in cafes etc.

#optus #australia

@catlynne333 Surprised he doesn't have one of those audio tapes you listen to while sleeping.

"You are strong, confident woman, who doesn't need porn"

@Anouk No, but I probably will.

@cmajuscula I wasn't. My boss only put one right after she got the phone call.

my boss just came round to my desk wearing a mask to tell me her husband just tested positive for #Covid and she's heading home.

I was sitting next to her in a meeting this morning for about 15 mins.

After 3 years, is this when Covid finally catches me?

Happy state-sanctioned gambling day #MelbourneCup

@Jess my house I lived in over 30 years ago still has the pergola that my dad built.

@awnaves @FrankCannon Congratulations! 🍾

like clockwork, as with every other Friday, urgent work comes in and it gets handballed to me.

Coffee on ☕ music on 🎧 Smash it out 💪

#HappyHalloween 🎃

Trying something different this year. #HappyHalloween 🎃