At the emergency room.

My son walked straight into a metal railing at a tram stop and cut his head. We butterfly stripoed it, but it looked significant, so maybe stitches, but maybe glue will be enough

Been here two hours. There's some asshole having to wait outside with security because he's being disruptive and they're fast tracking his shit so they can get him out of here.

The guy next to me came back from the toilet with a pee cup and the liquid inside is dark orange/red. This fucking guy casually places it down on the table separating our seats.

You really so see all kinds in the ER.

Now another guy on my other side. It's like he's explaining how to do something to someone (sounds like metalworking), complete with hand gestures, except he's just talking to himself.

This kid has come in with his dad. Kid stacked it on his stunt scooter and has busted out his teeth.

Dad has got the teeth in his hand.

Ok, finally in to see the nurse. We got here 5 hours ago.