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Someone is down in a trench on my block. Doesn't appear to be a collapse, and I saw people running to get cardboard to fan someone. Maybe it's heat exhaustion but there's three ambulances 2 fire trucks several cop cars and probably two dozen police and fire and EMT personnel. A lot of people looking in the ditch and I can't tell what's going on.
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Maybe they got drunk and fell in.
Heat, and the resulting dehydration, can greatly increase the effects of intoxication, in particular dizziness and exhaustion. (Basing this on experience of spending a summer in Portugal with a drunk.)
Of course, that's total speculation.