OMG.
Some recruiters can be so damn literal.

One just asked me to revise my resume to reflect a paragraph of requirements.

Those requirements are what 90% of my experience is about. It may not have the exact language... though it does use some of it.

And he keeps asking me about a thing that I've repeatedly told him I only have minimal experience with. I said I couldn't add more. He said to Google it.

D00d. No. I'm not making things up based on Google.