Ghosts are just relics of the passed 👻

Write me a #haiku
Ok how hard can it be?
See, totally smashed it

I kind of wish one day we see a Cameroon 🇨🇲 v Chad 🇹🇩 #WorldCup final because its almost “Cameron v Chad” which just sounds like two cool guys playing football 😎

#WorldCup2022

My pronouns are mac/cheese

Google asks me so many times a day if I’m a robot or not I am genuinely starting to wonder if I am

Sirens across Beijing for Jiang Zemin. 👀

New social initiative

My edge is more of a lolling slope

If you stand for nothing you will fall for anything.

if you fall for anything then I’d appreciate a minute of your time to talk about an exciting crypto currency opportunity

Hear me out, what if we just DID make “fetch” happen?

Folks at my gym front desk don’t read English so I sign in as “Jenny from the block”. Helps me feel humble and grounded during my workout 🙏🏻

Germany, the only country so far to break the “three reichs and you’re out” rule

The best gifts come wrapped in people 🎁

Become a majority shareholder in YOURSELF

Can we please think of another word other than “party” when talking of political entities? Why you gotta bring the word down :(

I read that the first person to live to 150 years old has likely already been born. I hope its not me 🤞🏻

The trick to thinking is to think twice and twice only. Either side of that and you risk shit going awfully wrong

Iran

Iran so far awaaaayyy

Itookanap

Good news; found a Matchbox 20 album!

Bad news; its from 2012

Uranus should be called Ouranus because no one person owns a planet