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The guy she tells you not to worry about and you don't 👋🏻

Master of puppies, I’m pulling your strings 🐶 🎸

From Johnny Black label to Lipton Yellow label 🫖

Dont tell Billy Joel but I’m beginning to suspect we DID start the fire

“I’m a rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone” - Elton Musk

The cat is out of the bag in Beijing (and its riddled with omicron)

How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a cab?

man, Tywin Lannister really lost his shit when Tyrion shot him

One of my students confidently told me Thailand used to be names “Liam” and I didnt have the heart to correct them

I was so unlucky in love I couldn’t even get blown by the wind

The 80s was a wild time. Can you imagine Scott Baio ever being in charge of anything?

Nudity in midday movies is only permissible if the movie is A) pre-1990, or B) contains a Baldwin of "Stephen or below"

I never said I didn't understand or appreciate Rebecca Black's underlying message. Because I do

Scientifically speaking, the shortest possible route between silently content and supremely fucking irritated is MY FAMILY

This is my rifle. This is my gun. I own two firearms.

This shit is bananas *spells bananas

Me: *stares into abyss

Abyss: ......

Abyss: dude, WHAT!?

I scream

you scream

we all scream, for

life is confusing and scary 🍦

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TJ

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