Become a majority shareholder in YOURSELF

Can we please think of another word other than “party” when talking of political entities? Why you gotta bring the word down :(

@Susandoyle he is FEDorable! 😉

I read that the first person to live to 150 years old has likely already been born. I hope its not me 🤞🏻

The trick to thinking is to think twice and twice only. Either side of that and you risk shit going awfully wrong

Iran

Iran so far awaaaayyy

Itookanap

Good news; found a Matchbox 20 album!

Bad news; its from 2012

Uranus should be called Ouranus because no one person owns a planet

When I was a kid I thought you said “rest in peace” for any type of rest. I still feel bad for yelling “rest in peace grandma!”whenever she went for a nap

@Susandoyle

you have the godforsaken right to be loved

- Mraz 3:16

A love triangle has no “right” angles

Just a boy looking for a girl, looking for a boy, looking for his car keys