The Sims just started a Grim Reaper event that will last 6 weeks, it's going to be so hard to be productive.

Octopuses caught on film collaborating with fish to hunt.
https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-024-03127-5

Omgs for public event readings, I could fill my mouth with foaming stuff and turn on a special effect switch for "prophesy" in tarot readings, like cue cheesy music and a flashlight below my double chin while I do a horrible impression of some celebrity saying, "Have you gotten feedback on your resume? The library can help, here's a list of resources." Then a cackle?

Once upon a time, I sent a complex series of direct messages on FB to a coworker who had just signed up, detailing a home invasion of my home by giant pigeons, but she didn't log in for a week or so. Then FB made everyone use their real name so I ran. I wonder if she ever saw those, because if she did .... It was the last she ever heard d from me.

Cool, the dispensary is planning Halloween thing and when I asked if they want a tarot card reader, the employees got excited. Still have to talk to the boss, though.

If you hear about the Oklahoma voter purge, might be misinformation.
https://www.koco.com/article/announcement-about-purging-oklahoma-voter-rolls-causes-controversy/62304875

Also, historically ladies are allowed to booze it up on dandelion wine 'cause it's medicinal. 'Cause nutrition. So they can be tipsy. But still ladies. Fuckin magic.

I know y'all got a lot of like, news to focus on, but apparently according to Google my main draw publicly is gardening, so I guess it's my duty to tell you I harvest my indoor dandelion greens so much I had to plant more indoors and out. Turns out they aren't more bitter than drought resistant lettuces in full sun, when grown in the shade or indoors with lots of water. So, that's one of nature's highest veg sources of vit A and K, no more bitter than lettuce when tended, for free.

By the way, the actual dude "Lie To Me" was based on can only read a stranger at 50% accuracy (a coin toss), which is a lot better than the normal 30% because we suck at knowing when we are being deceived, follow me to ruin more fun shows with facts.

Ok, so "wooden" actors. Dudes that play sticks with lines sometimes add a surprise to the layer. Thomas Gibson as Aaron Hotchner in Criminal Minds. I can tell when his character is lying. How? How the fuck is it possible for him to not break character and show no tells but I just KNOW and why is he not praised more?