@stueytheround That's the second time you've been overly kind to a joke, did something happen that I missed with you too? Am I spending way too much time with my art supplies? I'd apologize for that, except that I'm likely to do it again.
@stueytheround Fine, Bowie won. But I warn y'all, he's not housebroken very well. Freddie is def more house friendly.
Okay, I told myself when the scans were done, I'd come out of my "studio" (bedroom) and do the tarot card reading for cash thing. Because I do need the cash. But I love y'all, so you get $5 off. This will mean a FREE one card reading, a $5 three card reading (past, present, "future"*), and a $10 5 card elemental reading (air, fire, water, earth, spirit - mind, motivation, emotion, physical, and guiding theme).
So, DM me if you want a reading :).
@damselfly59 It's not fair to the rest of the men that that fucker is so hawt and also funny.
@holon42 Naturally. I'm going to be upset when I have to take it off to bathe and do dishes, for a month at least.
@MLClark @AskTheDevil True that. I would suffer without The Devil in my life.
@AskTheDevil If I did, and it upset you, send me their address I won't do anything bad to anyone, I promise.
@AskTheDevil ... Did I miss something important?
@GrazingintheGrass @Bix Breaks my heart, because it reminds me of when I was 13 and convinced I was the root of all sin, but I grew up and they didn't.
@stueytheround @holon42 Yup, that's the ticket. Also, I need four or so more cats, large and fluffy, so I can do his face while we hold them and act unaffected by the music.
@holon42 Yes, but in this household, Halloween is every day.
@holon42 If I had that, I would invite people over, have someone else open up the door and "announce" them to me as I sat upon my throne, and I would greet them with, "I see you have chosen to accept my invitation. How bold of you." While I twiddled my fingers and maybe stroked my cat.
@CherNohio One time I belted that out at the top of my lungs to some of my friends in a Denny's parking lot, and none of those fuckers told me a small crowd was gathering behind me. They clapped and cheered when I was done. I would also clap that my singing finally ended, if I wasn't so busy "singing".
@stueytheround Ok, but Freddie because I'm a crazy cat lady.
@stueytheround How dare you make me pick between Bowie and Freddie Mercury! I have pets who are offended, sir!
Nature, science, and art are super cool. Terribly sorry for the stuff that doesn't fit.
She/they cishet.