@sfleetucker "We know we're fucking everyone over but we won't stop, so the patriotic and Godly thing to do is silence the truth because obviously we are doing His will or there would be lightning. A vote for us will usher in a new age of peace because you can't be upset about what you don't know!"

Homemade bird treats are a hit. I soaked pellets in water to make a paste, added bird seed, smeared on a thin apple slice (circles with the seed star), and dehydrated on high. Served in toys. They have two of these up and all 3 birds have been excitedly flying back and forth between them, though they've been fed already.

#birb #petsofcoso #cosopets

@Idissent @Bix Narcissists aren't great at adapting. Too busy thinking their ideas are perfect and it is the world that is flawed.

I wonder if Joe has ever realized the boom/bust nature of our finances (contract work in NYC followed by coming home until every last penny is gone) is fun for me. Will I be able to afford that thing I don't need now but will need in three months? Who knows! Chaos, wheeeeee! I prepared for this stretch by getting a bunch of food from the pepper places, I'm letting everyone else eat the last of the fresh stuff while I pretend I'm camping.

@Pungent @northernbassist Brilliant.

@peeppeepcircus 🌄 ☕ 👍

@TwiHusband @Fiikus_goddess The wooden spoon with a butterfly burned into the handle is starting to crack, I'm already in mourning.

I better get out of here before I'm tempted to go figure out what happened to a couch.

Okay, now I want this on my big paper. This is an excellent chance to set up an art lesson for the kiddo on the grid method for embiggening your art.

If we get a cat lady president, you will never be able to convince my pagan ass that Bast didn't send an agent to smack down the antichrist to usher in an age of healing and prosperity in a totally Unitarian kind of way.

BTW, I'm proof you can have kids, stay at home to raise them, and still be a fully bonkers cat lady.