OMG I just had the funniest thing happen. One of my students txted me asking if I knew how to work a record player. Then he FaceTimed me and I explained to two teenagers how to use one, and I mean every detail, how to put an album ON a turntable etc. It was precious and I am still laughing.
@Christmas_Snow I thought I smelled something funny here.
@raspberrypanda Happy birthday, @damselfly59
@Fellixe The cognitive dissonance in this one is mighty
@AskTheDevil @redenigma A travel mug maybe, but it needs a handle for maximum visibility as you bring it near your mouth, as you murmur the soothing words. Just the names on a shirt isn't enough.
@AskTheDevil @redenigma I want a list of all the names you've used here. It would look great on a coffee mug (block of white text, black mug) to sip from and hold close to my face while talking to such people, and I can murmur encouraging things like "Yes, freedom" while thinking of things that would give me bedroom eyes and a purr to my voice as I pretend to encourage them to the dark side. Think they'd get it? I know it might be a pretty slow burn for some.
@QueenOfEverything *applause*
I've been looking for a work-from-home job, but it seems like AI has replaced jobs like WRITERS. Now, I've created my own new RADICAL ARTIST niche:
Dust Bunnies Art
I'm brilliant at encouraging dust & REAL house spiders to create complex, intellectual, one-of-a-kind works of art.
Here's my very first work:
"Enlightenment"
@CJShaneArtBooks Thank you :)
Do you still have your pants on?
Yes? Dignified
No? You've become Kurt, therefore no longer dignified. ๐
Nature, science, and art are super cool. Terribly sorry for the stuff that doesn't fit.
She/they cishet.