theLimerickMan
Trump limericks from day one until he's done. And then a few more.
Joined Jul 2020
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Hulk not care about puny anti-maskers
Hulk send you to Madagascar
just wear it
hypocrite
care about rights?
Hulk has sight
its inconvenient
Hulk not lenient
you're just a puny selfish clod
stay home if you find masks odd
#390
R-E-S-P-E-C-T ~ a limerick ~
#389
...TO PRISON ~ a limerick ~
#388
THE BLUE GRASS RED ASS
~ a limerick ~
Remember the bad old days? Trump shooting out Executive Orders, flanked by Sean Spicer and Steve Bannon? Yeah, I know, these days are worse. Still, here's a look back.
#17 February, 2017
CLOWN ACT ~ a limerick ~
He made a record and it went in the charts...
Tom Petty Estate Issues Unreleased Song ‘There Goes Angela (Dream Away)
https://www.spin.com/2020/08/tom-petty-previously-unreleased-there-goes-angela-dream-away/
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SWAN: Ghislaine Maxwell has been arrested on allegations of child-sex trafficking
TRUMP: You don’t know that
SWAN: We do know Maxwell has been arrested
TRUMP: Good luck. Let them prove that somebody is guilty.
https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2020/08/trump-interview-jonathan-swan-axios-charts-john-lewis-coronavirus.html
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I closed my eyes
For a moment
And faced the sun
To let the heat
Soak through and dance
In reds and oranges
Against the inside of my lids,
Then sunk onto the bench
Beneath the elm
To catch my breath
And let my thoughts
Float heavily
In the humid warmth.
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"Yoze might"... nope.
"Yo see mi tez"... nope.
"Wait I got it"...
"Yo! Semites!
Where's my semites at?"
Frederick Douglass was one of Trump's early failed topics. "Frederick Douglass is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is getting recognized more and more." I imagined Trump and Bannon discussing Mr. Douglass:
#9 February, 2017
DON & STEVE IN DC
~ a limerick ~
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“The message to people and governments is clear: Do it all,” he said. “And when it’s under control, keep going, keep strengthening the health system, keep improving surveillance, contract tracing and ensure disrupted health services are restarted as quickly as possible.”
The WHO says there's no silver bullet to coronavirus and there may never be.:
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It's obvious to everyone that the GOP sold its soul to Trump and his racist minions.
You might call it a
WHITE SALE ~ a poem ~
#6 February, 2017
#BlackLivesMatter #Resist #cosopoetry #introductions
*click* to expand
#85 August, 2017
AIN'T NO GAME ~ a limerick ~
No need for a news headline to explain what this is about...
#4 February, 2017
RIGHT IN DER FUEHRER'S FACE
~ a limerick ~
Limerick origin: President Trump’s ‘America First’ slogan was popularized by Nazi sympathizershttps://tinyurl.com/y8rx6vzd
#376
NO ROCKHEAD ON RUSHMORE
~ a limerick ~
#379
POT LUCK ~ a limerick ~
Limbaugh: "Americans should adapt to coronavirus like Donner Party members took to cannibalism"
https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2020/jul/15/rush-limbaugh-americans-should-adapt-to-coronaviru/
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theLimerickMan
Trump limericks from day one until he's done. And then a few more.
Joined Jul 2020